Join me for a daily workout that finds me quite gassy and with a darn hole in my colorful yoga pants. Farts are flying out of my ass, filling the room with odor thanks to the sizable hole in these pants. I thought squats were the worst until jumping on my mini trampoline proved to produce so many smelly farts. I hope farting burns calories because if so, this workout can be safely deemed a success despite my having to quit early due to how foul the room started to smell.