I always seem to have the worst luck in elevators! They run so slow, I’m stuck inside with a stranger, and of course that’s when my body decides to release some gas. I know I hold my farts in too long, but they always come out at the most inappropriate times! Today was the worst, I was wearing yoga pants and that thin material can’t hold in any of the rotten smells. So of course it’s my luck to be stuck in a confined space, with my loud nasty farts popping out one after the other, right in front of some poor stranger!