I have not gone p00p in three days and have resorted to taking a dose of laxatives to work all this out somehow. Unfortunately, the bathroom is occupied when these pills take full effect sooner than I expected. These thin, shiny pants do nothing to save me from the smell, and I am really packing a wallop with these powerful, purposeful farts. I’m in quite a bit of distress as there is so much pressure in my tummy. I have to be careful not to push too hard because I really need to get into the bathroom to get all this out. Three day’s worth doesn’t smell too good in fart form!