I know you've been dreaming about being my toilet slave, and I have your first assignment. You enter my bathroom and get on your knees before my dirty toilet. You love me because I'm a dirty girl, but you had NO idea how dirty… until now. It was my turn to clean the bathroom over 2 months ago. But I didn't! Before that, it'd probably been 6 months since it was cleaned. Do you have any idea how many times I've sat on this throne? Plus I don't flush half the time to "be green" and save water, so the bowl is caked filthy.