*FAN SUBMISSION* I found your secret porn stash on your laptop, and you’re even kinkier than I realized. I can’t believe you’re into humiliation porn, it’s so perverted! But now that I know what a pervert you are, it all makes sense. You never had a chance of being my man; I just always imagined you had a tiny cock anyway. But now that I know this dirty secret of yours, I’m going to use it against you. You just ruined any small chance you had of getting with me, but I will let you jerk off to my instruction, because I like controlling you.