I'm bare bottomed, deciding whether to wear pants or a skirt tonight, when I notice you, a tiny man on my floor. I bend down to flick your useless little body. You're like a bug - perhaps I should squish you like one with my heels. After teasing you with my feet, I realize I'm hungry and you'll be better as a snack. A bug like you doesn't belong in my mouth, I'm going to eat you with my giant asshole, tearing off your head, torso and finally consuming your legs, crushing you with my massive dirty sphincter.