*CUSTOM* You are such a tiny little guy. I wave my giant toes right in your face. I look at your flaccid penis (paper cutout) and I compare it to all of my toes. Even my little toe looks bigger than it! Then I compare all my toes to your hard dick and compare its size to all my toes and rub it between them. Its so tiny! I put on some flip flops and put it beneath my big toe so I can walk around with it and squish it. Then I take off my shoes and squish it really hard with my big toe and crush it up.