Description: I had a new potential employee, Nicky Ferrari, come in for an interview, and after a little while I realized that she didn’t even speak English! Even worse, while I was interviewing her she started letting out horrible smelling farts. I could smell them from across the desk! I wasn’t going to let her come into my office, leaving all her dirty fart bombs behind. Nicky needed to be taught a lesson; I think it was my responsibility to spank all her disgusting farts right out of her.