Description: There is something wrong with today’s youth, and teaching teens is hard work. I’m providing a lesson on digestion when an unidentified class clown is farting while I’m trying to lecture. I finally figure out it is lackluster pupil Mary Jane Mayhem who is disrupting things with her smelly ass. She thinks it’s so funny until I incorporate her stinky butt as part of the digestion lesson. If she wants to be the center of attention, she can huff her own farts in front of the whole class, which I force her to do so she can learn to toe the line in my classroom.