Slacker Mary Jane Mayhem ruined my romantic plans for the two of us, so I punished her with my stinky morning breath, but I wasn’t finished! She will learn a lesson this time, so I proffer more stink, in the form of shooting disgusting farts into her face, then having her lick my ripe ass while I pass gas. She brought this on herself, and smelling and tasting my farts should teach her how to be more thankful in the future and not break promises.