You, my boyfriend, just haven't been cutting it. You're a poor excuse for a man and a sad excuse for a boyfriend! Since you suck as a man, I'm going to transform you into something that suits you a little better. I'm going to magically change you into a little baby! After all, you act like a baby, so why not make you a real one? You're gonna have to wear diapers whether you like it or not! I cast my spell and you shrink down... now that you're a baby boy, you're kinda cute. I'll take good care of my baby boy... I'll change your dirty diapers, clean your stinky bottom, and put you to sleep in your very own crib! You're much cuter this way...