Verta inviting you to her place proved to be quite a rough first date. She has farted in your face, but you know what the product of a surplus of nasty farts is, right? Yep, that is correct, Miss Verta is in need of a potty, and she prefers human toilets. Worse yet, after you have consumed a couple of her chocolate logs, she takes photos of you, then tags you and your wife on social media. That