*REQUESTED* This is so embarrassing, I'm trying to explain how much time I spent studying but my story keeps getting interrupted by all my disgustingly loud farts! I feel like I really have to go to the bathroom, there's just so much gas built up - but the toilets broken so I'm going to need a little help! Maybe you can be my toilet while I let it all out right into your mouth! This is your fault after all, having a broken toilet ... I want you to open your mouth nice and wide while I count down to release all my toxic farts, and explosive leavings right out into your mouth! I hope you're hungry, because I have a whole lot of stuff just waiting to slide out of my asshole!