Taking unnecessary precautions is sexy, or is it? I’ll let you decide as Verta and I go to extreme measures to ensure our make-out session is cootie-free. First, we spread plastic wrap over the dry couch, since there could be random fluids lurking. Then we wear goggles and big rubber gloves to kiss and touch. Verta likes it when I suck on her rubber-covered fingers, so this is working for us. Kind of. Like they say, the bigger the glove, the better the protection.