*FAN SUBMISSION* I'm laying on the couch wearing light blue thong panties and fishnets. I'm masturbating when that damn fart curse comes back. I just have to wait it out. So much for playing with my pussy - a bloated belly is NOT a turn on. So I turn to my side to girl fart it out, then flip over to my back with my legs in the air. I burp a couple times - sometimes the gas makes its way up instead of down. I turn to the other side to pass a few more girl farts, and then its gone! Yes! I can go back to masturbating...