I've got a little something special planned today. Not only do I have a nice slick pane of glass to fart on, but I also filled my tight little asshole with lube! That's right, now each one of my nasty farts will be extra wet when I push them out onto my glass! You can even hear how much wetter and juicier my dirty farts are as I let them explode out of my butthole. It's almost like my asshole is kissing the glass and it's making my farts even louder