I was sitting at my desk trying to get some work taken care of when I felt that dreaded tummy grumble that can only mean one thing. I knew the gas was building up, so I figured I’d just let it loose! I was all alone, so I didn’t see any reason to hold it in. When I started letting my farts loose, I was a little startled at first because the sound was amplified against the hard leather chair I was sitting on. They were so loud! The chair made them louder but it sure didn’t help absorb any of the nasty smells; I still had to fan away that stink before it invaded my own nose… good thing I was alone, I’d be so embarrassed if anyone else knew how rotten smelling my farts were!