I'm laying in bed reading, minding my own business, when that damn farting curse gets me again! All of a sudden I get uncontrollable gas and I can't do anything to stop it. It can last minutes or sometimes days, and I never know how long it'll last. I'm wearing a sexy black top and spandex shorts, not that I feel sexy with this freaking curse. I take off my shorts - maybe it'll help the curse go away faster? Thankfully it soon passes and I can go back to reading - for now.