I bet you thought you’d finally get lucky with me; probably told all your loser friends we were going to hook up. Well this is as close to me as you’re going to get, so get ready to breathe in all my rotten farts! Why would I want you, you’re pathetic and unimpressive, and that’s why you’re going to take what you can get… and all a loser like you can get is my nasty farts… so eat up!