You know you can’t resist my dirty farts. It’s pretty pathetic that you have to watch girls fart on the internet all because your girlfriend would never give you the rotten gas you crave. I’ll let you smell my nasty farts because I feel sorry for you, so get your dick in your hand and jack off to my farts! I know that’s what you’re here for, and you’re lucky because I’m going to push out the loudest, nastiest farts for you to jerk off to.