I had my friend Kristy Snow over today but before we came home we stopped to get Mexican food. Now we’re both full of disgusting gas, and I’m going to have my fart slave sniff up every nasty fart before the smell can flood out into the room. He has one job, and that’s to sniff in every rotten smell Kristy and I can push out. He better suck in every bit of it, because if one fart escapes his nostrils, and I have to smell it, he’s going to be punished!