Today Tatum’s trying out for one of my fart videos, but I like to show my new girls how everything works first. I know she hasn’t farted in front of strangers before, but I show her some of my favorite positions first. She’ll have to get used to that nasty smell pretty fast, too… by the time Tatum and I are done today the entire room is going to reek of rotten assholes. And after I get Tatum to try some new positions (prime for farting), I can’t resist taking a few sniffs of her stinky farts. Based on her smelly gas, I think she’s going to fit in really well here.