Life is all about trying new things, and when my sexy girlfriend, Nikki Ford, attempts to feed me her farts for breakfast, at first I balk. Who wants to contend with a stinky keister first thing in the morning? I thought it seemed pretty foul, but after getting in a few ass sniffs, then licking her fart-spewing pucker, I find the whole thing to be pretty fun - and tasty! When it