*FAN SUBMISSION* I invited you here tonight because I’m having a party. But you won’t be a guest; you’re going to be the entertainment. My parties are always wild and crazy, that’s why I needed something a bit unusual. When my guests walk in and see you sitting there, a grown man, in a diaper… sucking on his pacifier – they’ll really enjoy the show. You’re old, pathetic and still a virgin, it’s not like you have anything else to do tonight. But I have a bigger surprise for my guests, so I’ll need you to take all these laxatives and eat all the baby food I have for you, so you can fill up your diaper right in front of the entire party…