You're a terrible fucking husband. With a tiny ass dick you're virtually useless to me. Today I'm getting fucked in my ass by a REAL man, and you're going suck his cum out of my ass. He comes in and licks my ass, getting it nice and wet for his cock. I need the warmup because its SO much bigger than your tiny thing. He sits down on the couch and I lower my ass into his lap as his cock slides deep inside me. I hop off for some ass to mouth action, telling him how I'd never do that with YOU. We switch to doggy style and he fucks my ass hard while I play with my pussy. I glare at you from time to time at first, but get lost in the pleasure of being fucked by a real man, with a real cock, and for a moment I forget you're there. He cums in my ass and I flip to my back on the couch, spreading my ass and pushing his jizz out into your mouth. Maybe now that you've tasted the cum of a real man, you'll become one. Ha! I won't hold my breath...